Phil Garner has announced that Duckworth

I said before the season started that I would be REAL happy if we ended the year at .500 -Let me re-say that: I will be REAL happy if we do not outsuck the 03 Tigers or 04 Dbax.I will be REAL happy if we do not break the ML record for replica Tissot T011.217.17.331.00 Ladie's watch getting shut out in a 162 game season.I will be REAL happy if we quit botching all these hit and runs cuz Phil is SO predictable.Next discussion wil be about who the next 5th starter will be.Because there ain't real too much to say about not hitting, is there…

replica Tissot T-Navigator 3000 Steel Analog watch Tomorrow, it's Andy Pettitte LHP vs Kip Wells RHP:(all stats from thebaseballcube, espn, yahoo and baseball-reference)This year, Andy is 1 1 in 4 GS with 2 HR, 6 BB and 16 K, a 3.55 ERA, 1.26 WHIP, .268 BAA in 25.1 IP.vs Pirates: he faced them for the first time last year, going BAA.Well, Andy better pitch a no-hitter the way we've been NOT been hitting. Or else we better hope that Wells throws BP pitches…..By the way, this means that Astacio will NOT be called up from A because Roger will be starting Fri night's game against Maddux and the Cubs at OUR friendly confines…

Phil Garner has announced that Duckworth is, in fact, Duck-worthless, and will be replaced in the rotation by Ezequiel Astacio who is 0-3 with a 4.63 ERA and a 0.98 WHIP at A Round Rock.Just what the doctor ordered a guy who can't even pitch well in the minors.Why notJared Gothreaux in 4 GS, is 1-2 a 2.52 ERA, 1.08 WHIPWandy Rodriguez in replica Tissot T010.417.17.031.02 Men's watch WHIPor even ML retreadsTravis Driskill in 5 G is 2-0 with a 2.25 ERA and a 1.25 WHIPDave Burba in 8 G is 2-2 with a 3.50 ERA and a 1.33 WHIPSorry, I have no other stats and if the box scores play by play are on line somewhere, I can't find them.